‘Mayhem’: The Sexiest GPS Alive
Allstate is offering some eye candy for “Mayhem” fans: A full-color photo of Dean Winters as the “Sexiest GPS Alive,” an obvious play on People magazine’s moronic tradition of lauding some half-wit no talent with great abs.
At the time of this writing, 19,551 Mayhem’s Facebook “liked” the new photo, 1,713 had something to say about it, and 3,663 shared it with their friends.
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Bradley Cooper has a master’s degree and is bilingual, he’s hardly “moronic”…
I didn’t say Bradley Cooper was moronic. I said People magazine’s Sexiest Man alive is a “moronic tradition.”
Wow. Masters degree and bilingual. He must be a genius. A non-moronic genius!